* Isa pa

1. Three things I want to say to three different people. 

 #1 - Sup.

#2 - Jellow der.

#3 - Tangina mo, gago ka. JOOOOOKE. Jokes are half meant.

2. One of my insecurities. Pag naka dress ako.

3. What turns me on. Yung marunong kumanta, matalino, hindi boring kausap, tapos funny :))

4. One of my bad habits. I talk to myself sometimes :((

5. Who I wish I could be. Angelina Jolie :((

6. Where I want to be right now. Kahit saan!

7. The last thing I ate. Carbonara by my momma

8. Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately. Brad Pitt :((

9. What song I’m currently listening to. Wala, beep ng FB chat.

10. The last time I cried and why. Kalimutan ko na, basta kakatawa.

11. Something I’m excited about. College!

12. 5 things I like about myself and 5 things I dislike about myself. 

Things I don't like about myself: I talk to myself, I'm kinda weird, I feel awkward most of the time, It's hard for me to make friends when I'm around new people, and I laugh at every single joke. Almost.

Things I like about myself: I'm generally a happy person, I can play the ukulele, I usually am allowed to go anywhere, I like my name, and I don't really care about what other people think. Most of the time.

13. Three things I want right now. Lightsaber, giant spongebob stuffed toy, isaw :((

14. Are you wearing a necklace, who got it for you, where’s it from? Yes, My mom and Idk where :)) It was a gift haha

15. How long was your last phone conversation? Uhm, 10 seconds?

16. What are you looking forward to? COLLEGE!!!

17. Did you get anything off your chest today? Not really?

18. How many rings do you usually wear? None

19. Would you rather go to Canada or California on vacation? Californiaaaaaa

20. Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants or pajama pants? Shorts! :D

21. Do you call it fall or autumn? We don't have that here. So baka autumn nalang

22. Are you an emotional person? Ishhh

23. It’s 2 in the morning and you get a text message, who is it most likely from? Caste. IKAW LANG NAMAN MADALAS LATE MATULOG EH. HAHA KUNG BINABASA MO NA TO, HI =)))))))

24. Do you like long car rides? Kung masaya yung kasama ko =))

25. Do you have an adult you can talk to about anything? My mom :D

26. Last time you saw your dad? Uhm.. April 1?

27. Have you ever kissed someone in a vehicle? mhmm

28. Do you do your own laundry? Sometimes!

29. Would you like the ability to read minds? Nehh.

30. Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry? My momma yeahhh duh

31. You’re thinking about a certain person right now, aren’t you? My mom?

32. What will you be doing in five years? SANA GRADUATE NA NG COLLEGE HAHAHA

34. Last 2 people to text you? Zee and Anton

35. Do you know what you want to be when you grow up? Yes.

36. Do you like to cuddle? Sure why not

37. When angry, do you get loud or quiet? Depends on the weather.

38. Did anyone see you kiss the last person you kissed on the lips? Ewan HAHA

39. Have you ever had a best friend of the opposite sex? Yepperzz

40. How’s your hair right now? Nakababa, kulot HAHA

* Jellow derr

1. State your full name: Maria Tatjana Claudeene Maluya Medina

2. State the name that your parents almost named you: Zachary, if I ended up being a boy daw.

3. Which of your relatives do you get along with the most? Uhmm my momma?

4. What was your first job? Ewan. Student? Yun nilalagay ko pag may "Occupation" sa form eh. 

6. Did anything embarassing happen this week? Madami naman eh, every day meron.

7. Do you miss your ex? NO HAHAHA

8. Do people praise you for your looks? Minsan?

9. What is your favorite color of clothing to wear? White! Para presko.

10. How do you wear your makeup? Di ako marunong mag make up =))

11. What are some of your nicknames? Tatj, Bubbles, Kuya

12. How many bedrooms are in your house? 2! :D

13. How many bathrooms? 2 din hihi.

14. Do you have a job? JOBLESS KOIA

15. Do you have a car? Yuh.

16. Do you work out every week? Asa pa.

17. Did you brush your teeth this morning? Duhness.

18. Have you ever kissed someone you never saw again? Sana wag ko na sya makita HAHA

19. Have you ever sang in front of a crowd? Yeah..

20. What kind of bathing suit do you wear? Yung okay naman?

21. Do you like your eyes? Sure why not!

22. Do you think you are pretty? Steady lang

23. Who was the last person you talked to in person? My nanay

24. How much money is in your checking account? Wala akong checking account =))

25. Are you single? YESSSSSSSSS.

26. Do you want kids? Yup!! Madami!

27. Tell me what your back pack looks like: Spongebob? =)) Meron din akong Red nike sting bag!

28. What celebrity do you think is hot? BRAD PITT.

29. Last movie you saw in theatre: MIB3 :))

30. Are you dating the same person you dated last year? Ew no

31. Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

32. Have you ever cheated? Nope!

33: Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? Nooooooo

34: What do you like to do in your spare time? Eat

35: Do you have a facebook? If so, would you add the person who sent you this number? Huh?

36: What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? Clean my room. HAHA JOKE. Pero pweds na din.

37: Who was the last person you texted? Antonio =))

38: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have? WALA!

39: How do you look right now? Maganda as always. JOOOOOKE.

40: Who’s the person who first comes to your mind when someone mentions “love”? Nanay ko!

* Duck

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Quaaaaaack.

* Hippo!

Well, this is actually a poem that I really like (I posted it here!) Eh, feeling musician so I tried to make a song out of it. Ahh, sorry if I ruined it :)) It sounds like a children's song hoho 

IT'S ON YOUTUBE HAHAHAHAHAH CLICK HERE HAHAHAHA

Oh, I'd like to introduce my new friend hippo. He doesn't have a name yet (yes, he. I decided that he should be a he because well, I flipped a coin.. Heads for a she, tails for a he.. ah basta he). He likes to sing, too! Which reminds me, my ukulele doesn't have a name yet! :o

Story how I got my hippo! (DRAMA TOYM!)

My momma and I were shopping for furniture and all the stuff we need for the new condo. While we were checking out pillows, I saw the hippo there. From that moment on, I knew that I had to take it home with me. I just had to. Like, if I went home without it, I had a feeling that I would regret it all my life. So I held onto it. My momma was so against the hippo but I was persistent (WAHA BIG WORD). The whole time, I did not let go. I told her I'll pay for it! :)) Well, to cut the short story shorter, I got the hippo.

I am so weird.

* Because you kissed me good night

I forgot when I first read this poem but I remember that when I first read it, I really thought it was cute. Haha! I remembered it because I saw someone tweet something about a good night kiss. So.. HAHA! I just want to share this with whoever reads my blog. Hahaha!

I climbed the door

And opened the stairs

I said my pajamas

And put on my prayers

Then turned off my bed

And crawled into the light

All because you kissed me good-night

Next morning, I woke

And scrambled my shoes

Polished my eggs and

Toasted the news

I couldn't tell my left from right

All cause you kissed me good-night.

That evening, at last,

I felt normal again

I called up my mother

and picked up the phone

I spoke to my puppy 

And threw my dad a bone

Even at midnight

The sun was still bright

All because you kissed me good-night!

* Ukulele

Dedicated to my bro. Ikaw kasi mapilit. HAHA!

This is my first time recording myself so HAHAHAHAHA I FEEL SO WEIRD.

Forgive me, I just got that uke yesterday so obviously I'm new to this stuff.. HOHOHO. =))))

I had to do this so many times. I keep on forgetting the lyrics HAHAHA. I'm da idjot type. HAHAHHAA

Ehe.

* If only

I like this song

and Boyce Avenue.

:)

If only someone would sing this to me right now.. perfect way to make me feel really happy. I've been feeling kinda bad about myself recently. Not cool, I know. Can't help it though.

* Campaign

PLEASE MAKE LEBRON JAMES TWEET ME. IF HE DOES, I'M TAKING SOMEONE OUT TO DINNER. OR WHATEVER MEAL. ON ME. HAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

@KingJames

my twitter: @_tatjana

and you have to make your tweets unprotected so he can see.

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!


When boredom and randomness meet.

I don't know what's wrong with me.

* Serenade

On a brighter note, I have a story that happened last week which made me feel really happy and kind of confused. Haha.

While I was walking to our house, two kids were screaming at me. One said that I was pretty and asked if I could be his girlfriend (he was around 6. HAHA!).

A few minutes after I got inside our house, the kid who just asked me to become his girlfriend started singing Filipino love songs outside our house. HAHA! I went outside to take a look. When he saw me, he said, "Bakit ba iniwan mo akong nag-iisa?" I replied... "Huh..? Di nga kita kilala eh..."


And then he left. HAHA!

* New Post

from Audrey's blog :)


1. What's your middle name?
- Maluya

2. What are you listening to right now?
- Vultures by John Mayer

3. What was the last thing you ate?
- Seafood *u*

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
- Anthony, last Friday. Nobody's called me since Friday :))

5. Do you drink?
- Water? ;)

6. Do you smoke?
- Ew, no.

7. What is the first thing you notice in someone?
- The eyes.

8. What is your hair color?
- Brown! 

9. What is your eye color?
- Dark Brown

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?
- Correctional glasses, when I feel like wearing them.

11. Dogs or cats?
- Hedgehogs!!! Cats.  Cute little dogs are fine, too.

12. What's your favorite animal?
- Hedgehog! and cats + cute dogs

13. What's your favorite television show?
- ANTM

14. What's your favorite movie?
- Star Wars!

15. What's your favorite band/singer?
- Linkin park

16. How old are you?
- Seventeen, babeh

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

- Yeahhh.

18. What's your sexual orientation?
-Straight

19. What's your favorite color?
- Blue

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?
- Oh, a lot.

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?
- Sometimes, but I end up regretting wishing I were someone else :))

22. What were you like when you were a kid?
- Shy and fat 

23. What would your dream house be like?
- Somewhat like a white glass house with a blue door and roof.

24. What last made you laugh?
- My own joke.

25. What is your favorite word?
- Ineffable. 

26. What is your least favorite word?
- Goodbye.

27. What turns you on?
- Intelligence, great humor and personality, nice eyes, can beat box, musically inclined

28. What turns you off?
- Lies

29. What is your star sign?
- Aries

30. What are your favorite books?
- The Chronicles of Narnia

31. Do you have any siblings?
- A half-bro

32. Do you like to dance?
- Sure.

33. What is your definition of cheating?
- Lying

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?
- No

35. Do you regret anything?
- Not really

36. Do you have any phobias?
- I used to be afraid of thunderstorms. Still am but not as much.

37. Ever broken any bones?
- Yeah.. me pa.

38. Ever come close to death?
- I died for a while when I was a baby.

39. What is your religion, if any?
- Roman Catholic

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?
- UHM HAHA. I would like to keep that confidential. LOKO.

41. Are looks important in a relationship?
- Not really, but it helps? =))

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?
- Mix of both.

43. What is your favorite season?
- Spring.

44. Do you have any tattoos?
- No.

45. Do you have any piercings?
- Yeah. Used to have two per ear because my mom had it pierced twice when I was a baby. One pair closed, though.

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?
- Technically, none. Dating one. 

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
- D'OH. 

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

- Brad Pitt <3

49. Are you a virgin?
- YES.

50. Do you get jealous easily?
- Yes, I try not to show it though.

51. What is your favorite type of food?
- Filipino food!

52. Do you ever want to get married?
- Yes. Hopefully to the person I'm thinking of right now ;)

53. Who was your first kiss with?
- My mom. Or dad. Whoever kissed me first.

54. Have you ever been cheated on?
- A test?

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?
- Unusual, sweet and spontaneous

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?
- A little of both.

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?
- Yes, they exist.

58. What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
- Talent to lick my nose.

59. What is your saddest memory?
- I have a few, but the happy memories make me forget.

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?
- Nope.

61. Do you believe in soul mates?
- Yes :)

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?
- I want to but momma does not approve so, never haha.

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?
- YEAH. G-FLO, GRADE 6. GABBY IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I STILL HAVEN'T FORGIVEN YOU HAHAHA. 

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?
- No.

65. What are three things most people don't know about you?
- I sometimes dream in black and white. I don't like being left alone. I walk when I'm bored.

66. Who are you jealous of?
- Angelina Jolie. She has Brad Pitt.

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?
- Yes, with my blue teddy named 'Boobs' :))

68. How long was your longest relationship?

- Almost two years?

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?
- Half awesome

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?
- Love me.

71. Who is your most loyal friend?
- My shadow. Yes, I consider my shadow a friend.

72. Are you in a relationship?
- Dating.

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?
- He can be really, really sweet.

74. Are you a bad person?
- I hope not.

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?
- Both.

76. What did you do on your last birthday?
- Went out with my mom and was surprised by a tarp and a gift outside our house (from the Mongols)

77. What is your favorite quote and why?
- "Do what you love doing and do it well." Why not?

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?
- CRY TIL I CAN NO LONGER CRY

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- None, if I were to change something, things would probably go different.

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?
- Go skydiving and tell the people I love how much I love them.

81. What is the strangest dream you've ever had?
- I was being chased by Swiper the Fox around the Zobel campus. Da fuq.

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?
- I'm happy either way. Haha. 

83. Who were you in a past life?
- A pirate

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?
- Sleeping on the sofa and waking up on the bed.

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?
- Yes.. Brad Pitt.

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?
- Not really, but I talk to myself.

87. If you were the president, what would you do?
- Fire all those who go to work on holidays.

88. What is your ideal career?
- Pilot

89. What is your political affiliation?
- Nahh

90. Are you conservative or liberal?
- Liberal

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?
- Both were created to be perfect.

92. Do you like kissing in public?
- Forehead, cheek and nose kisses!

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?
- More space!

94. Where would you like to live?
- Here

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?
- Egypt

96. Describe yourself in one word.
- Ineffable

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.
- I am weird.

98. Where do you see yourself in five years?
- Still in the mirror or any reflective surface.

99. What is your greatest accomplishment?
- Hmmm..

100. What is the meaning of life?
- Life is good.